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A VALENTINES DAY JOKES AND MEMES PAGE - 1
And General Man Versus Woman Comedy Spot
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The Very Best in Valentines Meme Humor Collected to save you time. Man vs Woman Jokes and Memes and general Relationship and Marriage Memes and Jokes, and Videos for your Amusement. Your one stop Valentine Comedy Shop.

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Here are a few links to things I wrote myself about Relationships

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Here shall be hosted those Valentine funny pictures that I have received over the years. I shall try to break this Valentine page up into sections. You might look at this as a Valentines Day resource page, A one stop Shop for Valentine, Marriage, and Relationship Humor. It's a work in Progress Bare with me.

We are creating a new Space in the Menu titled Funny Valentines Day Cards. There are enough of those to deserve their own section. It will also be host to Failed Pick Up Lines and Generally Bad Opening Lines.

You can steal any of the images on this site simply by right clicking and saving it to your computer. Now on to the funny pictures.

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Below You Will Find a Sampling Of V-Day Related Jokes And A Couple Of Funny Valentine Videos. I Am Working Hard To Get Mine Pages Back Up. Have Yourself A Chuckle Or Two. But First CHeck OUt the Memage I have selected for you.

Here are the Funny Valentines Day Pictures You've been waiting for.
Select them individually or Click the first and scroll through.

Here is some Bug Sex.

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I only put this here so I could track how many people come here looking for Bug Sex.

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Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

A: A hug and a quiche!

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Wishing you a safe and happy Valentines Day for you and your carefully chosen Valentine. By happy I mean you should avoid selecting a valentine. By Safe I mean if you do select a valentine impregnations or proposals are not a wize course of action. Nither are those pesky STD's. Protect when your Erect!
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IMPORTANT VALENTINE'S TRUE STORY
On Valentine's Day I must pay homage to one of the founders of HumorCafe.com and AllFunPix.Com. Our Very own Charle's Wolff. The Following quote has stuck with me through the years.

Chuck, was once asked, "If you love your girlfriend, then why wouldn't you Marry her?"
He replied. "Because I am not about to make a life long decision based solely on my poor taste in women."

You may now proceed to the jokes below.

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To the right are some samplings of The Relationship Humor and Marriage Jokes section. There aren't that many Funny Valentine Jokes out there.

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SAMPLE VALENTINE VIDEOS

Some Funny Valentine, Relationship and Marriage Humor Videos.


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Here are some crappy
quick Jokes to amuse you.

Knock, Knock!
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

Myspace is red,
facebook is blue,
Zero mutual friends,
who the hell are you?

Roses are nice
Violets are fine.
I'll be the six
if you be the nine.

HERE BE A BIT OF VALENTINE'S DAY HUMOR FOR YOU
JUST A FEW JOKES TO WET YOUR WHISTLE.. UM,,, SO TO SPEAK.

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Dating Requirements by Anita Mann

Kate, young single lady visits the local dating agency and explains, ‘I’m looking for a husband. Can you please help me to find a suitable one?’

The dating receptionist needs to find out some details so she asks, ‘ What are your requirements, please?’

‘Well, let me see.’ Kate says, ‘He needs to be fine looking, polite, humorous, sporty, knowledgeable, good at singing and dancing. Willing to accompany me the whole day at home during my leisure hours, if I don’t go out. Telling me interesting stories when I need a companion for conversation and be silent when I want to rest.’

The receptionist listens politely and carefully and responds, ‘I understand. You need a television.’
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GETTING UP THE NERVE

A very shy guy goes into a pub on Valentine's Day night and sees a beautiful woman at the bar. After a long struggle with his shyness, he finally managed to walk over to her and asked her politely, "Um, would you mind if I give you company?"

She made a furious face and yelled at the top of her lungs, "How dare you asked me to sleep with you tonight?"

Everyone in the pub started staring at the man who was completely embarrassed. After a few minutes, woman walked over to him and apologized - "You see I am a student of psychology and studying how people respond to embarrassing situations. I am sorry but I was just doing my experiment!"

The young man suddenly gave a loud yell, "What do you mean $200?"
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MARRIAGE JOKES AND ONE LINERS

1.
Philip: I’m a man of few words.

Charles: I’m married, too.

2.
The five essential words for a good marriage: ‘I apologize’ and ‘You are right.’

3.
A wedding ring may not be as tight as a tourniquet, but it does an equally good job of stopping circulation.

4.
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.

5.
My opinions are my wife’s, and she says I’m lucky to have them.


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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with me because she can't afford batteries!

Well that about raps up the Valentine Funnies for this page. I will post more as I get them. I'll be updating this page until just after the actual Holiday. After that you will have to wait until next year to see what all I will have collected by then. Thanks for taking the time to check it all out.

VALENTINE MEMES * VALENTINE JOKES * VALENTINE VIDEOS * VALENTINE CARDS

REBUILD IN PROGRESS: I appear to have lost my Valentines Humor page and my St. Pats Humor Page during a migration. Sadness.

Do Not miss our other Holiday Humor sections at AllFunPix.com. Lots of laughs and growing every year.
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