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A study in London showed that the kind of "male face" a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where a woman is in her menstrual cycle.

For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged, masculine features, and just before she begins menstruating, she is more prone to be attracted to a man with a heavy pair of scissors shoved in his forehead.

WARNIING: I would like to go on record and officially State that I hereby disavow myself from any repercussions of sharing any of the jokes you might find here. I am not going to be held responsible in these sensitive times should the sharing of these Valentines Jokes incur you such mishaps as the loss of employment or harassment suits. And should these bits of Valentine Humor cost you a relationship or marriage, I would like to publicly state that you are probably better off.


Valentine Tiny Heart I just saved a bunch of money on Valentine’s Day by switching to single.

Valentine Tiny Heart What’s the difference between a $20 steak and a $55 steak? February 14th.

Valentine Tiny Heart What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

Valentine Tiny Heart What is Politically Correct way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!

Valentine Tiny Heart What would you get it you crossed Donald Trump with the God of love? A stupid cupid!

Valentine Tiny Heart Scientists have discovered a certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive on Valentines Day by 90 percent.... Wedding cake.

Valentine Tiny Heart I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360

Valentine Tiny Heart Two antennae met on a roof, fell in love and got married. Their wedding ceremony wasn’t fancy. The reception, however, was excellent.

Valentine Tiny Heart For the last twenty years, I've received a Valentine's Day card from the same secret admirer.
So I was upset when I didn't get one this year.
First my gran dies, now this?

Valentine Tiny Heart My girlfriend just texted me and thanked me for "the most memorable Valentine's Day ever".
I can't help thinking she's underestimating Al Capone's effort.

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Roses are red
Some diamonds are blue
Chivalry is dead
But you're still kinda cute

Roses are red
Asphalt is black
You'd sure look better
With a knife in your back

roses are red
ballads are blue
my wife is now pregnant
all because of you

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty
and so is your head

Roses Are Red
Sugar Are Sweet
Chillies Are Hot
And so are you

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

Roses are red,
Lemons are sour,
Open your legs
and give me an hour

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
I have five fingers
The middle ones for you

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
So shut the **** up

Roses are red
Violets are blue,
I thought I was ugly
but then I met you

Roses are grey.
Violets are grey.
I am a dog

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Valentine Tiny Heart Meeting The Exe's Valentine Tiny Heart

Husband takes the wife to a dance club.

There's a guy on the dance floor giving it large - break dancing, moon-walking, back flips, the works.

The wife turns to her husband and says:

“See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down.”

Husband says:

“Looks like he's still celebrating!!!”

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Valentine Tiny Heart Twas The Night Before Valentin's Valentine Tiny Heart

One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?”

“You’ll know tonight,” Jim said.

That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams”.

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Valentine Tiny Heart Lawyer's Are Evil Valentine Tiny Heart

Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes.

By now Mike’s curiosity had got the better of him, and so I asked the man why he was sending all those cards. The man replied, “I’m sending out 500 Valentine cards signed, ‘Guess who?'”

“But why?” asked Mike.

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.

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Valentine Tiny Heart Geriatric Romance Valentine Tiny Heart

It was Valentines Day and a little old couple in their eighties were sitting on the couch watching TV. For a lark, the old man switched over to the Playboy Channel.

They watched for a few minutes, then he looked at her and asked,
"Do you think we can still do that?"

"Well, we can sure try!" she answered.

So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.

"What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked.

"Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!

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Valentine Tiny Heart Marriage Counseling Valentine Tiny Heart

A husband and wife came for counseling after 15 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 15 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of un-met needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately.

The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.

The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week Can you do this?"

The husband thought for a moment and replied,.. "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Friday's, I go fishing!

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Valentine Tiny Heart Marital Ground Rules Valentine Tiny Heart

A typical macho man married a typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules:

Ill be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want, and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise

I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?

His new bride said, No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not.

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Well that about raps up the Valentines Day Funnies for Right Now. I will post more as soon as I get the chance. Thanks for taking the time to check it all out. Share us if you like us.


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