A HAPPY HALLOWEEN JOKES AND MEMES PAGE - 2
A merry Samhain, and All Hallows Eve to you all

From Humorcafe.com and Allfunpix.com

Here shall we host those Halloween funny pictures that we have received over the years. We shall try to break this Halloween page up into sections. You might look at this as a Halloween resource page. It's a work in Progress Bare with me.

We hope you like the selection. Be sure to pass this page around to help us out.  It will surely grow year by year.

Halloween Jokes and Memes

Halloween Humor -Page 1

Halloween Humor - Page 2

Halloween Costumes - Pg-1

Halloween Animal Costumes

Halloween Kids Costumes

Halloween Pumpkin Files

Halloween Video Links

Halloween Graphics
COMING SOON

Wishing you a safe and happy Halloween for you and all your family.

You can steal any of the images on this site simply by right clicking and saving it to your computer.

Now on to the funny pictures.

Here are the Funny Halloween pictures You've been waiting for.

Quick Joke

Mick and Paddy were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the ground.

Mick picked it up to his face and said to Paddy "Jez, that look like Sean" to which Paddy replied "No Sean was taller than that"

Black Cat

HALLOWEEN VIDEOS

Some are Scary, Some are Funny,
Some are both.


'F' this Black Lagoon
F This Black Lagoon Video

Creep Costumes of Old
Creepy Old Costumes Video

Bronco Broom Animation
Halloween Funny Cartoon

Here are some crappy
Knock Knocks to share with kids.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Witch.
Witch who?
Witch one of you can fix my broomstick?
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda go for a ride on my broomstick?
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Dont cry I'm just a trick or treater!


HERE BE A BIT OF HALLOWEEN HUMOR FOR YOU.
Halloween Bar Gif

ORDER UP

Three vampires went into a bar and sat down. The barmaid came over to take their orders. "And what would you, er, gentlemen like tonight?"

The first vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The second vampire said, "I'll have a mug of blood."

The third vampire shook his head at his companions and said, "I will have a glass of plasma."

The barmaid wrote down each order, went to the bar and called to the bartender, "Two bloods and a blood light!"
Halloween Bar Gif

GETTING FRANKENSTEIN IN THE MOOD

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride decided to see a therapist.

"He's never in the mood," complained the Bride.
"Try a romantic candlelight dinner," suggested the therapist.
The next day, the Bride returned to the therapist with a frown on her face.
"He's still not in the mood," she complained.

"This time," the therapist recommended, "try something more seductive. Put on some sexy lingerie and lure him into the bedroom."
But the Bride returned to the therapist the following day complaining that her monster of a husband was still not in the mood. As a final piece of advice, the therapist said, "You should try to recreate the moment that first sparked your romance."

The next day the Bride returned with a huge grin on her face.
"Thank you so much," she said to the therapist. "Last night, I forced Frankenstein to come outside in the middle of the lightening storm. And right there, in our backyard, he made love to me like it was our very first time."

"Making love in a lightening storm put him in the mood?" asked the therapist.

"Well," said the Bride of Frankenstein, "I tied a kite to his penis."
Halloween Bar Gif

PHOTOGRAPHY

There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by all the townfolk - the ghost which `lived' there was feared by all.

However, an enterprising journalist decided to get the scoop of the day by photographing the fearsome phantom. When he entered the house, armed with only his camera, the ghost descended upon him, clanking chains et al. He told the ghost "I mean no harm - I just want your photograph". The ghost was quite happy at this chance to make the headlines - he posed for a number of ghostly shots.

The happy journalist rushed back to his dark room, and began developing the photos. Unfortunately, they turned out to be black and underexposed.
So what's the moral of the story?

The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
Halloween Bar Gif


Well that about raps up the Halloween Funnies for this year. I will post more if I get them in a timely manner but we shall wait until next year to see what all I will have collected by then. Thanks for taking the time to check it all out.

HALLOWEEN MEMES * HALLOWEEN COSTUMES * KID COSTUMES
ANIMAL COSTUMES * HALLOWEEN PUMPKINS * HALLOWEEN VIDEOS

I appear to have lost my Valentines Humor page and my St. Pats Humor Page during a migration. Sadness.

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