A HAPPY HALLOWEEN FUNNY PICTURES PAGE - 1
Here shall we host those Halloween funny pictures that we have received over the years. I shall try to break this Halloween Memes page up into sections. You might look at this as a Halloween resource page. It's a work in Progress. Eventually this section will be Home to Funny Halloween things of all variety. Halloween Memes and Halloween Costumes. Funny Halloween Pet Costumes, Cool Halloween Decor and lots of Halloween Jokes and One Liners and Halloween Stories and Funny Halloween Videos. I will also be posting Cool Halloween Decor.
We hope you like The First Batch of Awesome Costumes. Be sure to pass this page around to help us out. It will surely grow year by year.
Halloween Jokes and Memes
HERE BE A BIT OF HALLOWEEN HUMOR FOR YOU.
Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery, they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath. "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
"My family are such fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name and here I have to correct it!"
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset. Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured that the latest episode was just that, so he stayed put. Suddenly, however, he filled his bed with diarrhea and was embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational.
In a complete loss of composure, he jumped out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the hospital window.
A drunk was walking by the hospital when the sheets landed on him.
The drunk started yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently, in an attempt to free himself of the sheets. He ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, staring down at the sheets, a hospital security guard who had witnessed the entire incident, walked up to him and asked, "What the heck is going on?"
The drunk, still staring down at the sheets, replied, "I think I just beat the shit out of a ghost."
Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an old man appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. The passenger screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" The driver sped up, but the old man's face stayed in the window.
The passenger rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?" The old man softly replied, "You got any tobacco?" The passenger handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to the driver, rolling up the window in terror.
A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing again. The driver said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry; the speedometer says we're doing 80 now."
All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared. "There he is again," the passenger yelled.
They were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.
"Oh my God! He's back!" The passenger rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "WHAT NOW?"
Well that about raps up the Halloween Funnies for this year. I will post more if I get them in a timely manner but we shall wait until next year to see what all I will have collected by then. Thanks for taking the time to check it all out.
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