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Funny Christmas Jokes from around the internet. We collect Holiday Humor, Jokes, and Stories to save you the trouble of doing it yourself. Hope you enjoy the show.

Happy Holidays Everybody!

Holiday Well Wishings To All

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Greetings Friends,

“ Best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most joyous traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, but with respect for the religious persuasions of others who choose to practice their own religion, as well as those who choose not to practice a religion at all; plus, a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year of 2003, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions have helped make our society great, without regard to race, creed, color, religious or sexual preference of the wishes.

DISCLAIMER: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for him/herself or others, and no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress these greetings may bring to those not caught up in the holiday spirit.”

blessings and hallowed be the plagiarist,

 

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