FOUR YEARS LATER

December 30, 2004 / Washington, D.C. (Associated Press) -- After four years  of legal wrangling, George W. Bush was finally declared the winner of the  2000 presidential election yesterday.

Bush, a Republican, will take the oath of office at noon today and serves  until Jan. 20, 2005, a term of about three weeks. Then he gives way to the  winner of the 2004 presidential election, New York Sen. Hillary Rodham  Greenspan (formerly Clinton).

Facing a drastically shortened presidency, Bush attempted to strike an  optimistic tone last night. "We have a lot to accomplish in the next three  weeks," Bush said. "Reforming Social Security alone is probably going to  eat up four or five hours. Let's get to work!"

Aides yesterday were calling temporary employment agencies in a frantic  effort to fill Cabinet posts. Bush's victory ends a four-year court battle  between him and Democratic candidate Al Gore over the results of the 2000  election.

While the dispute raged on, the nation installed an interim president - New  York Yankees Manager Joe Torre. Torre admitted that running a country and a  baseball team simultaneously has been a strain. "At times, it's been  difficult to keep the two things straight. Although, in retrospect, trading  Jesse Helms to the Red Sox turned out OK."

Torre's four years in office were marked by continued prosperity at home  and relative calm abroad. His most controversial move was appointing  Yankees bench coach Don Zimmer to the Supreme Court. Critics charged that  Zimmer lacked experience. He also spit tobacco juice on Antonin Scalia's  shoes, angering conservatives. Torre's boldest foreign policy initiative  was making Cuba the 51st state in an effort to improve U.S. pitching.

Torre was planning to vacate the White House by midnight tonight, with Bush  moving in immediately. Eager to give an aura of permanency to his  three-week administration, Bush rebuffed suggestions that he sleep on a  bare mattress on the floor and live out of suitcases.

Gore, meanwhile, has yet to concede defeat. The former vice president  issued a statement today saying, "It would be improper and disrespectful to  the democratic process to act hastily before all the facts are known."

The legal tangle over the 2000 election began with a Gore lawsuit over the  confusing design of ballots in Florida. When the courts sided with Gore,  Bush filed suit, arguing that the Oregon results were invalid because some  ballots were yellow and others pink. Gore counter sued, charging that the  West Virginia results should be thrown out because some people failed to  receive "I Voted Today" stickers.

Through the years, various officials proposed compromises to resolve the  impasse. All were rejected, including:

-- Establishing a co-presidency, with the two men sharing duties and  splitting the White House. Although never implemented, the idea gave rise  to a hit TV show, East Wing, West Wing.

-- Establishing temporarily separate nations, with each candidate ruling  the states he won in the 2000 election. Gore, who failed to carry his  native Tennessee, balked at the idea because it would mean showing a  passport every time he went home.

Observers said the biggest challenge for the Bush administration would be  working with Congress, which adjourns tomorrow and isn't expected back  until after Bush's term ends. "One day may not be quite enough time to  overhaul the tax system," a Bush aide admitted. "But maybe we can get  started and then finish it later with a big conference call or something."

Meanwhile, Bush also must work on his legacy and prepare to transfer power  to President-elect Greenspan. She yesterday wished Bush well and asked if  she could start moving some boxes into the White House basement.

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