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10. You are responsible for the USA's presidential electoral process. Do you: (a) Count all votes and declare a winner (b) Count all votes and declare a winner (c) Let the press declare who's won before the votes are counted; then count only the votes which have been handed in by a deadline whilst not checking if Bud, the hillbilly sheriff of nowheres-ville, has left several thousand votes in the trunk of his Chevy 'by mistake', then force a recount of only some of the votes within just one state and allow only 12 seconds for the recount to take place; then be amazed that the recount hasn't finished by the deadline and increase the deadline by another 3.2 seconds; then ignore all votes and let 4 judges decide the result, making sure the judges all support the same candidate; then ponce around the world telling other countries how to run their own elections. If you answered: mostly (a) &/or (b) then you are a normal well-balanced individual. If you answered (c) then do the world a favour and shoot yourself with the anti-tank weapon you carry in the glove-box of your pick-up truck. Yee Haaar ! |
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