Al Gore Jogging

Al Gore is out jogging one morning, notices Little Johnny on the corner
with a box. Curious he runs over to Little Johnny and says, "What's in the box kid?"
Little Johnny says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
Al Gore laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Republicans," says Little Johnny.
"Oh that's cute," Al Gore says and he goes on his way.
A couple of days later Al Gore is running with his buddy Bill Clinton and he spies Little Johnny with his box just ahead. Al Gore says to Bill, "You gotta check this out" and they both jog over to Little Johnny.
Al Gore says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey kid tell my friend Bill what kind of kittens they are."
Little Johnny replies, "They're Democrats." "Whoa!" Al Gore says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Republicans. What's up?"
"Well," Little Johnny explains, "Their eyes are open now."

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