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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories - PG 4

From our Collection of Thanksgiving Humor. We have collected these Thanks Giving Jokes and Thanksgiving Holiday stories to amuse you on this lovely day. Hope you enjoy the show. All the best thanksgiving Jokes.

Happy Thanks Giving Everybody!

Thanksgiving Quick Dad Groaner Jokes
Hey don't get mad at us, we didn't write them.

 

 

Asked to write a composition entitled, 'What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving', one student wrote,
'I am grateful that I'm not a turkey.'

The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.

What would mothers most like to make for thanksgiving dinner?
Reservations to a nice restaurant.

What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!!

What do you get when you crossbreed a turkey with a harp?
A bird who can go pluck itself.

What usually comes at the end of Thanksgiving?
Traditionally, the letter G.

If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be celebrated for the most?
Their age.

About two weeks into November, the head turkey turns to his second-in-command and says, "I have a feeling something's going down. The farmer just unfriended me on Facebook."

Grave Humor
What did the hen tell the naughty chicks? "If you your father could see you now he would roll over in his gravy."

 

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