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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories - PG 3

From our Collection of Thanksgiving Humor. We have collected these Thanks Giving Jokes and Thanksgiving Holiday stories to amuse you on this lovely day. Hope you enjoy the show. It's the best thanksgiving website in town or my name ain't Squanto.

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Thanksgiving Groaner Jokes

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Asked to write a composition entitled, 'What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving', one student wrote,
'I am grateful that I'm not a turkey.'

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The Secret of Stuffing a Turkey
How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.

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What did the hen tell the naughty chicks? "If you your father could see you now he would turn in his gravy."

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Nathan, a young boy, after hearing the story of Thanksgiving and how the Indians and the Pilgrims sat down together, climbed up into his father's lap and said, "Daddy, did you know that if we were Indians, you would be a brave and Mom would be a squawk?"

"That is the best description of your mother I have ever heard, Nathan", replied his daddy as he ducked.


 

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