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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories - PG 4

From our Collection of Thanksgiving Humor. We have collected these Thanks Giving Jokes and Thanksgiving Holiday stories to amuse you on this lovely day. Hope you enjoy the show. All the best thanksgiving Jokes.

Happy Thanks Giving Everybody!

Thanksgiving Quick Quotes Short Quips
 

 

This Alledgedly Happened
Thanksgiving Dinner on the run. A woman called 1-800-323-**** to find out how long it would take to roast her turkey. To answer the question, the Talk-Line home economist asked how much the bird weighed. The woman responded, "I don't know, it's still running around outside."

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"Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus." - Melanie White

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"The meal isn't over when I'm full, the meal is over when I hate myself." - Louis C.K.

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"Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home." - Melanie White

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"Thanksgiving is a magical time of year when families across the country join together to raise America's obesity statistics." - Stephen Colbert


 

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