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Funny Thanksgiving Jokes and Stories - PG 1

From our Collection of Thanksgiving Humor. We have collected these Thanks Giving Jokes and Thanksgiving Holiday stories to amuse you on this lovely day. Hope you enjoy the show. It's the best thanksgiving website in town or my name ain't Squanto.

Happy Thanks Giving Everybody!

Liven up the Feast
 

 

Here's some things you can do to liven up YOUR Thanksgiving dinner:

** When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught!" and refuse to say anything more.

** Bring a date to dinner that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms.

** During the dinner, turn to your mom and say, "See, mom?  I *told* you they wouldn't notice the turkey was beyond the expiration date!  You were worried about nothing!"

I Figure: When Uncle Jed starts a talkin all his crap at table this year on thanks givin, I'mma go straight to his jaw - then i'mma pass Granny the mashed purtaters!

My family's always been kind of dysfunctional about Thanksgiving.  Instead of roast turkey, our main course has always been Wild Turkey.

 

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